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Intellectual and entertaining leisure "Day of jokes" for children and adults.
Developer: Saurskaya Elena Dmitrievna, teacher of the 1st qualification category,
GBOU secondary school No. 1927 d / o, Moscow.
Intellectual and entertaining leisure "Day of jokes"
Hall decoration:
1. Balloons with faces.
2. Funny pictures.
3. Inscriptions: - "April Day"; - "HI-HI"; - "HA-HA".
4. Checkboxes.
5. Posters: - "Do not sit with a sour look,
Don't be sad and don't be sad
And we wish you better
Have a great holiday."
- "If you don't lie on the first of April,
When will you find more time?"
- "The first of April - I don't trust anyone."
Equipment and attributes:
Computer, slide show of the characters "Petrushka", "Buffoon", "Jester", "Clown" and comedians;
4 plates with flour;
Candy caramel and chocolate;
Masks: monkey, Baba Yaga, hare, hedgehog;
Soap bubbles (for each);
3 inflated balloons;
6 inflated balls for putting on the leg (with an elastic band);
Mirror;
Drawing of a cat, fur tail separately;
Pencil set (18 pieces):
3 brooms;
Dress, panama with braids. - for the doctor: gown, cap, tube.
Preliminary work:
A conversation about who are buffoons, clowns, jesters, Petrushka, comedians.
Reading the stories of N. Nosov: “Live hat” “Bobik visiting Barbos”
Leisure progress:
Leading: Children, we invite you to celebrate a fun spring holiday - April Fool's Day. April 1st is celebrated in many countries. In some it is called "April Fool's Day", but our name is "April 1st - I don't trust anyone." There is even a popular proverb: “If you don’t lie on the first of April, when you still find time.” Do not be surprised if, when you come home from the street, you find some kind of "fun" on your back. And if you can’t put on trousers in the morning, because the legs are sewn up, someone from the family tried. Yes, indeed, on April 1, you can expect anything. On the holiday of laughter, they joke not only in a kind way. For example, it may happen that on this day the most harmful neighbor will not be able to open the door of his apartment. “Why?”, you ask. Yes, because for the harmfulness of his door tied to the railing of the stairs.
Host: Maxim, Vladik, Tolya, Vanya,
Yarik, Vasya, Anya, Danya,
Arseny, Alsu and Sasha,
Child: Our humor begins!
Humor means laughter
Good joke for everyone.
Humor is you and me.
We are fun friends.
1st child: Celebrate the holiday of laughter
Well fun! Here's the fun!
Like a whole white light
Ate a mix for lunch!
And crazy kids
Right from the morning
Signed an agreement
Cheer up your favorite yard.
2nd child: They knocked on Aunt Masha:
Oh, your porridge has escaped!
And she told us: - Do not yawn!
Quickly catch up with porridge ...
Unraveled by Aunt Masha
Without difficulty I will start ours.
3rd child: We run to Aunt Sveta:
Your carpet is blown away by the wind!
She ran into the yard
That's right, the carpet flew away!
He is now hanging on the roof,
Uncle Misha helped us.
Regardless of the years
He is an entertainer - no matter where!
4th child: And to the angry aunt Mota We said:
"Mouse in the compote"!
And she quickly to a neighbor:
Get a mouse cage.
5th child: We took a sip of compote,
Sit down, rest
And left a message:
“It was delicious. Goodbye!"
Host: Guys! Who makes people laugh?
Children: Buffoons, jesters, clowns, comedians, Petrushka.
Host: Right. And who writes funny stories, poems for children and adults?
Children: Poets, writers.
Leading: Which writer's funny stories did we read to you? Remember and name his stories.
Children: Nikolay Nosov. “Bobik visiting Barbos”, “Live hat”.
Part 4 - Song "Merry Circus" (with movements).
Host: Poets also compose poems in which everything is the other way around. Listen to "False"
1st child: Fables in faces,
cracking nuts,
Yes, they say ridicule.
Not short, not long
And such that just right
As from me to you.
2nd child: A village was driving past a peasant,
Suddenly a gate barks from under the dog.
Jumped out a stick with a woman in his hand
And let's beat the horse on the man.
The horse ate lard, and the man oats.
The horse sat in the sleigh, and the man drove.
3rd child: With marmalade in the beard
To your papa
Swimming bear in a frying pan
For curly porridge!
4th child: A watermelon flies over the ground,
He chirps, whistles:
“I am mustard, I am lemon!
I closed for renovation...”
Host: Now listen to funny skits.
Clever son.
Mommy! A mouse fell into a bucket of milk!
Well, did you catch her, Nikita?
No, I threw the cat into the bucket for her to catch.
Hello, Kolya, Kostya, Petya!
Where is your mother, children?
You won't find our mother.
Mommy in the closet, aunt.
All children: After all, when she saw you,
Hiding sweets now.
Presenter: Sketches - jokes for half a minute
Did you dig a hole? - Copal.
Did you fall into a hole? - Fell.
Are you sitting in a hole? - Sitting.
Looking for stairs? - I am waiting.
Pit of cheese? - Cheese.
Like a head? - Whole.
So it's alive? - Alive.
Well, I went home. (O.E. Grigoriev)
"Brawlers"
Who offended whom first?
He me. - No, he me.
Who hit whom first?
He me. - No, he me.
You used to be so good friends.
I was friends. - And I was friends.
What didn't you share?
I forgot. - And I forgot.
Bunny, Bunny, why are you sad?
Lost a head of cabbage.
Which one then? - Here's one...
Round, white, large.
Well, bunny is a naughty one,
Let me touch your belly!
It's tight as a drum.
So, I ate my head of cabbage and forgot!
Child: We are always like this everywhere
Morning, evening and afternoon.
Because we are ditties
Cheerful sing.
Part 7 - Chastushki
1. Nonsense on the fence
ate jam,
The fly ate the rooster
This Sunday.
Chorus: Chep-chep, a-ha-ha.
In fact, nonsense.
Chep-cheep, ah-ha-ha.
In fact, nonsense.
2. Aunt Motya cooked soup
I put it on the stove.
salted with lemonade,
Made flies.
3. Two old women had a fight
And they fought with pots.
In court they said
That they played football.
4. Nadyusha surprised everyone.
Sewn the sleeves to the shorts.
And not two, but three.
That's the dress, look.
5. Alyonka confused,
The foal feeds the fish
And in the kittens' plate
Hay and oats lie.
6. Forgot today Vova
comb through,
A cow came up to him
She combed her tongue.
Part 8 - Contests
1) “Try to get it” - (candy from flour without the help of hands, lips).
2) “Don’t laugh” - (the child says: “how beautiful I am, how beautiful I am, oh how beautiful I am”, the children will make him laugh).
3) “Hook it right” - (you need to fasten the tail to the cat with a blindfold).
4) “Who is faster” - (children run with a balloon, holding it with their heads).
Part 9 - Riddles-tricks (the presenter says, the children correct).
In more often, head up,
Howling with hunger... (giraffe)
Like a bus showroom
I jumped into my mother's bag ... (elephant)
Takes hay with a trunk
Thick-skinned ... (behemoth)
A simple question for kids:
Who is the cat afraid of? ... (mice)
From the palm tree down to the palm tree again
Deftly jumping ... (cow)
Fastest of all from fear
Rushing ... (turtle)
You won't find a longer neck
Will tear off any branch ... (hedgehog)
On the fence in the morning
Crowed... (kangaroo)
Above the forest, the sun's ray went out,
The king of animals is sneaking ... (rooster)
Curled up in a ball - well, touch it!
Prickly on all sides ... (horse)
Part 10 - Reading funny poems by children.
Zamarashka
Dirty didn't wash his hands.
I didn't go to the bath for a month.
So much dirt, so many abrasions
We will plant a bow on the neck,
Turnip on the palms
Potatoes on the cheeks
Carrots will rise on the nose!
There will be a whole garden!
The Giant and the Mouse (Alvin Freudenberg)
Shh! Quiet! Listen guys!
There once lived a giant.
In a dream he sighed with all his strength
And a live mouse! - swallowed.
The poor man ran to the doctor:
“I ate a mouse! I am not kidding!
Come on, what a joke!
It squeaks in my stomach...”
There was a smartest doctor,
He looked sternly from under his eyelids:
"Open your mouth. Say "A".
live mouse? For what? When? Now?
So why are you sitting there?
Go eat the cat!”
Masha and porridge
I will not eat this porridge!
Masha screamed at dinner.
And rightly so, porridge thought,
Good girl Masha.
Amazing garden
I have in the garden
Crocodile grows up
And in the Moscow River
Cucumber lives.
In autumn in the garden
The crocodile is ripe.
Cucumber in the Moscow River
Ate all the frogs.
I'm afraid guys
What's for this year
Will grow in the garden
Scary hippo.
And in the Moscow River
Bite on a hook
How do you like it?
Terrible zucchini.
Oh! When in the garden
Everything will be all right!
Part 11 - Children sing the song "Curls" (words by Alla Akhundova) Funny songs.
curls
1. Why flowers do not grow on the head,
Do they grow in the grass and on any bump?
If the hair grows, then they are planted.
Why am I not allowed to plant flowers.
Chorus: It would be nice to do this:
Cut off all curls
On top of the red poppy,
And around daisies.
2. And my sister would be my own
I planted a rose
There are no flowers more beautiful than roses
And my sister is in tears:
"I'll tell my mom everything,
I'll tell you and hide.
Here I will take and plant
To her for this cactus!”
3. And I would plant myself
Lilies of the valley, cloves.
Would like to learn more
Sow strawberries.
That would be the head
Head what you need!
Forest, flowers, grass, firewood,
Silence, coolness.
The boy does not want to get a haircut.
1. The boy does not want to get a haircut.
The boy crawls out of the chair.
He's in the men's and women's room
The whole parquet was filled with tears.
Chorus: And the hair grows,
And the hair grows.
2. The hairdresser is tired
And the boy did not cut his hair.
A year has passed, another year passes.
The boy does not come to get a haircut.
3. Grow up, grow up.
They are braided into pigtails.
“Well, son,” said the mother,
I need to buy a dress.
4. The boy did not want to get a haircut.
The boy became a girl
And now he cut his hair
He goes with his mother to the women's room. (boy dressing up as a girl)
Part 12 - Outdoor game "Baba Yaga".
With the help of a counting rhyme, "Baba Yaga" is selected: "I put up, put up, put up And I don't fight anymore. Well, if I fight, I'll end up in a dirty puddle." "Baba Yaga" stands in the middle of the circle. The kids tease her.
"Baba Yaga", bone leg
She fell off the stove and broke her leg.
I went to the garden - the people were frightened.
She went outside and crushed a chicken.
I went to the market and crushed the samovar.
(Baba Yaga starts jumping on one leg, trying to overpower the fleeing).
Host: Please do not grunt, do not sniff, do not sigh.
Part 13 - Teasers.
1. Maxim - Maksimchik
The decanter drank the water.
And three buckets of compote
He still has a passion.
2. Our Anya - Anechka
A mosquito got under the shirt.
Her stomach tickles
And Anechka laughs.
3. Tolya, Tolechka,
Tolyan Your belly is like a drum.
Ears with a flat cake
And a potato nose.
4. And on Vasya's nose
The cats ate sausage.
Eat, eat for three weeks.
Eat, eat, don't eat.
5. Sasha has Sashulka
Icicles on the nose.
And mouth to ear
At least sew on the ties.
6. Vanya - Vanyushka
I ate a frog...
The frog in the stomach sings
Vanya won't let him sleep.
7. Alsu - our girl,
Didn't eat porridge.
Poured out the window
Grandma in a basket.
8. At Arseny - Arsyushka
The flies are dancing on the crown,
Two mosquitoes, a cricket,
Butterfly and spider.
9. On the roof of Sashulka
Hang like an icicle.
He screams, sighing:
"Now I'm melting!"
10. Yaroslavchik - Yarik
Sat on a balloon.
From a sudden bang
He jumped up to the ceiling.
11. Vladik is our boy
Sat in a suitcase.
Floats along the Moscow River
He sings songs loudly.
12. And Danilka - ha ha
Ate a cow and a bull
And 15 pigs.
Only tails hang.
13. Maxima on top
Two frogs were having fun.
Songs sang, jumped,
Legs jiggled.
Leading: It's enough for us to quarrel
Have fun.
Part 14 - Contests
1) “Do not drop” (hold the pencil between the nose and lip, who is longer).
2) “Burn the ball, burst” (one ball per leg, burst the opponent’s ball, but save your own).
3) “Who is faster” (running with a broom sandwiched between the legs, do not help with your hands).
Child: So, forgetting about sadness and laziness,
We joked all day.
That would be ten times a week
It was the first of April!
Part 15 - Outcome Salute from soap bubbles. Stand in a circle and blow bubbles at the same time.
Fiction for children of senior preschool and primary school age
Baldovskaya Gulya Rashitovna, educator of the MB preschool educational institution "Fairy Tale" No. 385, Yekaterinburg.This material is intended for primary school teachers, educators of the senior group.
Target: To develop phonemic hearing, auditory attention and logical thinking by compiling absurdities.
Tasks: 1. Raise interest in the artistic genre "Fables"
2. Cultivate children's imagination and fantasy.
3. Develop all aspects of oral speech.
4. Create a positive emotional mood.
Fables (shifters, absurdities, confusion) allow you to evaluate the child's elementary figurative ideas about the world around him and about the logical connections and relationships that exist between some objects of this world: animals, their way of life, nature. With the help of the same technique, the child's ability to reason logically and grammatically correctly express his thoughts is determined. The technique is intended for children of preschool and primary school age.
Alive - well - I'm in the hospital.
Fed up - I want to eat,
At least I'll eat a cow.
These are the funny rhymes that people called shifters; everything is turned upside down in them.
Read the confusions to the children and invite them to look for inconsistencies. Read the first confusion as a whole work, and then two lines at a time, so that the children, immediately after reading them, call what the author confused. Listening to confusions will allow children not only to develop auditory attention, but also to understand what happens when words are reversed.
Warm spring now
Our grapes are ripe.
Horned horse in the meadow
Jumping in the snow in summer.
Late autumn bear
Likes to sit in the river.
And in winter among the branches
"Ha-ha-ha!" - sang the nightingale.
Quickly give me an answer -
Is it true or not? (L. Stanichev.)
A cat barks from a basket,
Potato grows on a pine tree
The sea flies across the sky
The wolves ate their appetite.
Ducklings croak loudly
Kittens croak softly.
A bulb crawled like a snake. It turned out to be a mess. (V. Burykina.)
The traffic light melts in the sun
The shepherd barks at the cat
The snowman in the corner is meowing
The dump truck teaches lessons
The chess player burns without smoke,
The spider caught a burbot
The fisherman climbed on a sheaf,
The red cat wrinkled his forehead.
The student brought sand
The fox terrier blows the horn...
We need to hurry
Put everything in its place!
Drove the village
Past the man.
Suddenly from under the dog
The gates are barking.
He grabbed a club
Broke an axe.
And for our cat
Ran the fence.
It was in January
First of April.
It was hot in the yard
We are frozen.
Over the iron bridge
Made from boards
There was a tall man
Short stature.
Was curly without hair,
Thin as a barrel.
He didn't have children
Only son and daughter
Mammoth and papont walked on the river,
Babant and grandfather were lying on the stove.
And the granddaughter was sitting on the porch
And he twisted his trunk into rings.
White bunny, where did you run?
- Into the oak forest.
- What did you do?
- Lyki fought.
- Where did you put it?
- Under the deck.
- Who stole it?
- I don't know, I don't know.
Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandpa Egor is coming.
He is on a gray wagon,
On a creaky horse
Belted with an ax
The belt is tucked into the waist
Boots wide open
Zipun on bare feet.
Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandpa Egor is coming.
Himself on a filly
wife on a cow
children on calves,
Grandchildren on goats.
Moved down from the mountains
lit a fire,
They eat porridge
Listen to a fairy tale.
The poodle went with him, jumping over the fence.
Ivan, like a log, fell into the swamp,
And the poodle drowned in the river like an axe.
Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting
With him, the poodle skipped along like an axe.
Ivan fell through a log into the swamp,
And the poodle jumped over the fence in the river.
Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting
With him, the poodle fell into the fence in the river.
Ivan, like a log, jumped over the swamp,
And the poodle jumped onto the ax. (D. Harms)
Barrel of little dogs
- Let me
tickle piece,
Give me a laugh -
two pinches,
Three tablespoons
Winds
And thunderstorms
Four meters!
Squeal-squeal -
Two hundred grams
Plus half a liter
Noise-gams,
Yes, a gulp of rope
And a skein of soda! -
- I'll give you everything
What would you like,
If you
Give in exchange
Bale Boys,
FartGirls
Yes kegDog! (B. Zakhoder)
A cat barks from a basket,
Potato grows on a pine tree
The sea flies across the sky
The wolves ate their appetite.
Ducklings croak loudly
Kittens croak softly.
The bulb crawled like a snake -
It turned out to be a confusion. (V. Burykina.)
The bug did not finish the bun -
Reluctant, tired.
A hurricane hit the island.
The last ram remained on the palm tree.
The dog sits down to play the harmonica
Red cats dive into the aquarium
Socks begin to knit canaries,
Flowers for babies are watered from a watering can. (Z. Aleksandrova.)
Freaks
I sent eccentrics to the market,
Gave eccentrics nickels:
One nickel
- On a sash,
Another nickel - on the cap,
And the third nickel - so.
On the way to the market eccentrics
Messed up all the pennies:
Which penny -
On the sash
Which penny -
on the cap,
And which penny -
So.
Only at night the eccentrics came,
They brought me back the nickels.
- Sorry,
But we are in trouble:
We forgot -
Which - where:
Which nickel is on a sash,
Which nickel is on the cap,
And which penny -
So. (Yu. Vladimirov)
An evil boar sharpened its fangs,
The steamer blew
The nightingale sat on a branch,
The porcupine languished in a cage,
The cat was catching its tail
Masha taught physics
Pinocchio ate all the pancakes,
The tailor sewed his pants
The hedgehog was chasing mice
Chizh flew under the clouds,
Cancer moved his mustache
The table was set for dinner
The kettle gurgled on the fire,
The boy was jumping in the yard.
Lived once
Lived once
grandfather and grandmother
With little granddaughter
My red cat
They called it a bug.
And they are crested
The name of the foal
And they also had
chicken Burenka.
And they also had
Dog Murka,
And also -
two goats:
Sivka da Burka! (Yu.Chernykh)
Miller
The rain is warm
The sun is pouring.
Miller grinds
Water in the well.
Laundress on the stove
Erases the trough.
grandmother in the river
I toasted the sieve.
Cucumbers play hide and seek
Babies grow up in the garden
Musketeers sleep in the ravine
Pigs are sharpening their swords
Crayfish run in a gang to the circus,
Children doze under a snag,
Wolves swim on the bottom
Pikes howl at the moon.
What kind of bullshit is this?
Sharpen your pencil!
I command you
Put everything in its place!
I do not praise myself in vain,
I say to everyone and everywhere
What any suggestion.
I'll repeat right away.
Vanya rode a horse
Led a dog on a belt
And the old woman at this time
Washed the cactus on the window.
Riding a cactus on a horse
Led the old woman on a belt,
And the dog at this time
Soap Vanya on the window.
I know what I'm saying
I said I'll repeat
It came out without error
Why boast in vain? (E. Uspensky)
WHAT WORDS ARE
There is a sweet word - a rocket,
There is a quick word - candy.
There is a sour word - wagon,
There is a word with a window - lemon.
There is a prickly word - rain,
There is a word wet - a hedgehog.
There is a stubborn word - spruce,
There is a green word - a goal.
There is a book word - a tit,
There is a word forest - page.
There is a funny word - snow,
There is a fluffy word - laughter.
Stop! Stop! Sorry guys.
My car is at fault.
A mistake in poetry is not a trifle,
It is necessary to print like this: (M. Plyatskovsky)
The cook was preparing dinner
And then the lights were turned off.
Bream cook takes
And lowers it into compote.
Throws logs into the cauldron,
She puts jam in the oven.
It interferes with the soup with a stalk,
Ugli beats with a ladle.
Sugar slips into the broth
And he is very pleased.
That was the vinaigrette
When the light was fixed.
The gardener showed us such a garden,
Where in the beds, densely populated,
The cucumbers grew
Pomidi grew,
Radishes, chives and repus.
Celery ripened
And the carrots are ripe
The asparagus has already begun to crumble,
And such bottles
Yes furry pods
Every gardener would be scared.
In a wonderful country
In one country
In a wonderful country
Where not to be you and me,
Boot with black tongue
Lags milk in the morning
And all day in the window
The potato looks like an eye.
The bottle neck sings
Gives concerts in the evening
A chair with curved legs
Dancing to the harmonica.
In one country
In a strange country...
Why don't you believe me? (I. Tokmakova)
Amazing garden
In my garden -
Crocodile
Grows!!!
And in the Moscow River
Cucumber lives!
In autumn in the garden
Crocodile
Ripe!
Cucumber in the Moscow River
Ate all the frogs!
I'm afraid guys
What's for this year
Will grow in the garden
Scary hippo.
And in the Moscow River
Bite on the hook -
How do you like it?-
Terrible zucchini!
Oh! When in the garden
Will everything be alright!? (Yu.Koval)
And here the syllables are mixed up in words. So, we begin gluing words from scattered syllables.
Study these lines by putting the pieces together correctly.
BODY
Along the path at full speed
A rooster flies from the forest.
He shouts: "Ku-ka-re-ku!"
Honor and glory to the mushroom picker!
I filled my body
And I'm running home!
A hedgehog snorted from under the tree:
- You will shake all the mushrooms!
The hedgehog is right: the rooster
There is one rubbish in the box.
Ka - ro - may - le - sy - hedgehog - nok - vic,
Under - axes - wick - ry - but - zhik,
Ka - sich - whether - under - re - 6e - zo,
Nush - ka - pe - nok - ox - oh.
ELEPHANT'S BIRTHDAY
It was Sunday
Elephant's birthday party.
The guests sang, had fun,
So spinning, so spinning,
That shattered into pieces.
One two three four five,
Help guests gather:
AN - lo - ti - pa - di - ko - dil,
Ko - kro - shim - ze - pan - ko - ri - ril,
Ena - mot - ge - be - raf - gi,
Moore - go - la - le - bra - braz - zhi!
REPAIR
What is stone? What's made of ice?
Sul - mi - ka - ra - pi - so - yes!
Who crawls and who flies?
Ka - tria - y - ka - guz - so - lit!
Where is the car? Where is the country?
Sa - ar - mo - gene - ti - dump - on!
Who is in the pond? Who is in the meadow?
Re - be - la - nok - same - shka - gu!
What's in the closet? What is on the table?
Vi - bash - zor - those - ka - ru - le!
Educational area:"Speech development", "Artistic and aesthetic development".
Tasks: update, systematize and supplement children's ideas about the genre of fables, introduce them to the methods of creating phrases - fables, stories and fairy tales in this genre, develop a sense of humor, imagination, fantasy, coherent speech.
Equipment and materials: toy artist Toropyzhkin, unfinished drawings, drawings - fables, subject pictures, dummies of animals, bag, sheets of paper, colored pencils, flower - multicolor.
The progress of the educational area.
Motivational - indicative stage
Relaxation
We will become friendly in a circle.
Here's a palm, here's a palm
Befriend me a little.
We are friendly guys
Friendly, obedient.
Game situation "Acquaintance with the artist Toropyzhkin."
Educator. Today the artist Toropyzhkin came to visit us, he brought his drawings. Let's take a closer look at them.
What are they missing? What did he draw wrong?
Why do you think he got such a nickname?
It turns out Toropyzhkin is a master at creating drawings - fables. He offers to teach you his art. (goal of future work)
Guys, you want to accept the artist's offer.
Search stage.
Didactic game "Burime".(Based on the poem by E. Novichikin “I draw”).
Guys, you need to pick up a word - a rhyme.
I open the album and draw simply (house).
Here is the balcony. And on the balcony (horses) walk on the grass.
This is a street: a sparrow is carrying (a cart) in the snow.
Near the house, in the yard, a cat barks in a (kennel).
And they hiss, ready to fight, there are two (dogs) on the fence.
Of course, you are not familiar with this very strange (house).
Practical stage.
Didactic game "It does not happen."
- Guys, let's try to make fables with you. Toropyzhkin brought subject pictures, you need to pick up “unprecedented” words denoting qualities (what kind) and actions (what is he doing?).
Game exercise "Notice the unusual." Children listen to a poem - a fable, noticing something unusual, stomp their feet. They explain what exactly is wrong and how it should be in reality.
Vanya drove.
Vanya rode a horse, led a dog on a belt,
And the old woman at this time was washing the cactus on the window.
Vanya rode a horse, led a dog on a belt.
Well, at that time the cactus was washing the old woman on the window.
Vanya rode on a horse, led an old woman on a belt.
And the dog at that time washed the cactus on the window.
E. Uspensky.
Amazing garden.
A crocodile grows in my garden, and a cucumber lives in the Moscow River.
In autumn, the crocodile ripened in the garden, the cucumber in the Moscow River ate all the frogs.
I'm afraid, guys, that this year a terrible hippopotamus will grow in the garden.
And in Moscow - the river will bite on the hook, as you like it - a terrible zucchini.
Oh, when will everything be all right in the garden?
Yu.Koval.
Figurative exercises "Unprecedented exercise".
Guys, our guest brought animal toys. He hid them in a bag, you should recognize the animal by touch. And then show movements, actions that this animal does not do.
Collective story "Forest fiction".
Children, let's make up a story - a fable according to Toropyzhkin's drawing "All the way around."
Physical education "Rain".(back massage)
Rain runs on the roof bom-bom-bom (clapping hands)
On the cheerful ringing roof (bom-bom-bom (tapping fingers)
At home, at home, sit bom-bom-bom (beating fists)
Do not go anywhere bom-bom-bom (rubbing with the edge of the palm)
Read, play bom-bom-bom (rubbing shoulders)
Guys, Toropyzhkin taught you to invent fables, he introduced you to his drawings - fables. Let us give him a gift, depict fables in our drawings. But first, let's prepare our fingers for work.
Finger gymnastics "Palms".
I will rub my palms strongly, I will twist each finger
I will say hello to him strongly, and I will start to pull,
Then I will wash my hands, I will put my finger in my finger.
I'll lock them up and keep them warm.
Reflective-evaluative stage.
Invite the children to collect a flower - a multicolor. Word game "Continue my sentence ...". I liked… I learned…. It was difficult for me...
Readings. Most often, parents take them from the primer.
Preschoolers, and even younger students, get tired of reading textbooks from time to time. Then it is useful for them to throw something funny: short funny stories, fables, fables in verse.
We write about preschoolers, but working with funny short texts is even more useful for first graders. Here we also need to take into account the “clip attention” of modern children, which is quickly depleted. And such texts activate interest in what is being read. After them, it is easier to return to reading about something that is not very interesting.
Tales in development
What are fables? The definition for children is - it's all sorts of "confusion". This is probably the simplest explanation.
Fables (absurdities) are important in the development of children for the following reasons:
- a variant of the development of the mind: absurdity is not nonsense, and it is not always easy to catch its meaning;
- allow you to look at the world from a different angle;
- forms an understanding of the comic - a sense of humor.
Unusual and funny use of objects
To understand fables, all sorts of absurdities, it is useful to start work by inventing an unusual use of objects:
- Put a bowl on your head instead of a hat;
- Jump on a chair, as it has legs,
- Attach a bow like wings to a cat to fly;
- To catch fish with a pan;
- Take a washbasin instead of an umbrella outside in the rain ...
Words can be changed: say, for example, instead of "snowdrifts" - "snowballs".
Fables in verse
Tasks for finding and explaining fables in a poem
- Find the fables and underline them with a pencil.
- Show why this doesn't happen.
Confusion-Confusion 1
Warm spring now.
Our grapes are ripe.
Horned horse in the meadow
Jumping in the snow in summer.
Late autumn bear
Likes to sit in the river.
And in winter among the branches
"Ha-ha-ha" - sang the nightingale
Give me an answer quickly
Is it true or not? (L. Stanichev)
forest fiction
Somehow in the summer on the edge
Three frogs were crowing.
The bunny ran up to them,
The beak opened and mooed.
An elk flew over them.
(Moose couldn't sleep.)
The moose shouted loudly from heaven:
- Hush, brothers, this is a forest!
Confusion-Confusion 2
A cat barks from a basket,
Potato grows on a pine tree
The sea flies across the sky
The wolves ate their appetite.
Ducklings croak loudly
The kittens are quacking.
The bulb crawled like a snake.
There was confusion. (V. Burykina)
Amazing garden
In my garden -
The crocodile is growing!!!
And in the Moscow River
Cucumber lives!
In autumn in the garden
The crocodile is up!
Cucumber in the Moscow River
Ate all the frogs!
I'm afraid guys
What's for this year
Will grow in the garden
Scary hippo.
And in the Moscow River
Bite on the hook -
How do you like it?-
Terrible zucchini!
Oh! When in the garden
Will everything be alright!? (Yu. Koval)
I don't brag about myself...
I do not praise myself in vain,
I say to everyone and everywhere
What any suggestion.
I'll repeat right away.
Vanya rode a horse
Led a dog on a belt
And the old woman at this time
Washed the cactus on the window.
Riding a cactus on a horse
Led the old woman on a belt,
And the dog at this time
Soap Vanya on the window.
I know what I'm saying
I said I'll repeat
It came out without error
Why boast in vain? (E. Uspensky)
Lived once...
Lived once
grandfather and grandmother
With little granddaughter
My red cat
They called it a bug.
And they are crested
The name of the foal
And they also had
Chicken Burenka.
And they also had
Dog Murka,
And also two goats:
Sivka da Burka! (Yu. Chernykh)
Confusion 3
Look at the bunny
Honey - two barrels full,
And no carrots!
And the red-haired squirrel
Three carrots on a plate
And no nuts!
And nuts - at the bull,
Two oak chests
And there is no weed!
And Petit-cockerel
Three bags of weed!
And there are no grains!
At furry bear cubs
The grains are in the bowl,
And there is no honey!
And Zhura-Crane
Three bowls of jelly
And there are no frogs!
And Masha in a circle
The frogs are croaking.
The frog is jumping -
What does this mean?
This means,
It's all mixed up here.
Now try it yourself
Put everything in its place! (V. Danko)
These poetic absurdities can be given to children by ear, offering to perform some action upon hearing a fable.
Stories are fiction
Purpose: search for fables and replace them with "ordinary" text
- Find lies.
- Retell the story the way it really is.
Fiction about Masha and mother.
This is Masha. She is six years old. Masha goes to work every morning. She is a salesperson. Masha has a mother. In the evening, Masha takes her to kindergarten. While Masha is working, her mother walks, has lunch and sleeps. Mom knows that in the morning Masha will come for her.
A story about a rabbit.
There lived a hare in the forest. He was huge, horned. All the animals were afraid of him. How to see who is hiding where. The wolf immediately dives into the river. The fish hide in burrows. The bear immediately flies away. And the fox peeps out of the hollow high on the tree. One gray mouse was not afraid of a hare. She was into boxing. He will stand in the way of a hare, but when he starts waving his fists. The hare never offended her. Only threatened to eat.
Huge untruth.
Once upon a time there lived a hare in the woods. A bogeyman like no other people or animals have ever seen. Once a hare came to talk. He sees a crocodile swimming. The hare shouted to the crocodile:
Swim here. I want to ride on you.
Crocodile says:
Hakhanki! Run along the water. Catch up, I'll ride.
Vanya heard that there is a fish swamp in the forest. There are even crocodiles. And the fish are invisible. Vanya went fishing. I put on a shirt with short sleeves so that mosquitoes would not bite. He put on sandals so that his feet would not get wet. I took a bucket without a bottom - to carry the fish home. Neighbor asks: What will you fish for? Hands. I'll grab my tail and won't let go. How many fish will Vanya catch? Purpose: inventing fables by the children themselves After a short acquaintance with the "mixers" it is useful to invite the guys to come up with fables. Some people get very interesting, funny and understandable short texts for other children, as, for example, a seven-year-old boy wrote. Once upon a time there was a potato with eyes. The potato looked at everything around, and then told the other potatoes. Then she got tired of it. How stupid are you. I'm bored with you. I'm going to see the world She jumped out of the bag and went for a walk in the kitchen. And the owner was a witch. And she had a birthday. Why are you getting confused under your feet, she asked the potato. But the potato became proud and did not answer. Then the hostess turned the proud potato into a potato cake and served it to the guests for tea. And they ate it happily. (Kirill Tikhonov, 7 years old) Fables help to understand the hidden meaning of the text. Funny short texts are also good for developing the imagination of preschoolers. Playing with fables, the child begins to listen to the word, which contributes to intuition.Fiction about clever Vanya
Fables invented by children
Fiction about potatoes with eyes.
