The script for the new year for adults is vulgar. Scenario of a home or friendly party "Unforgettable New Year: memories - a year ahead!"

Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, in the middle, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where an announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.

Voice: Attention! Attention!
Hear the message of the utmost importance!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - Santa Claus congratulations;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!

Top 2 come out

Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! Please, drop your shyness! Get to know if you don't already know! And for this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Started! 1,2,3,4,5!
Shake hands, kiss
So, say again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Host 2: And to stir you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balloons of different colors. Now you will scatter in the corners, because. you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Host 1: So, we will now see why you came here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Build those who ran up to you in a circle, count how many of you?
Presenter 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: And how much time has come to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat deliciously ... How much?
Host 1: And how many of you have nowhere else to go?
Host 2: Great! The next trial on the question: with whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31?
The green ball is in your family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization ... (Everyone scatters.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31 in the family, i.e. among us, how many amazing family men?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest, who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Presenter 1: We have wonderful friends among us. How many of us?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate on December 31 with our leader .... How many of you?
Host 1: Thank you all for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we have gathered today for the New Year's Eve meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
And so we invite everyone to come to their tables.

Everyone goes to tables that are prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.

Presenter 2: Our dear leader has a word for congratulations ....
Congratulation. Toast. Feast.
Presenter 1: And now - the word to the chairman of the trade union committee ...
Congratulation. Toast.
Presenter 2: Dear friends! We invite you to come to the seats of our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your beautiful couples. New Year's Eve surprises are waiting for us!
Everyone passes and sits on chairs in the "square".
Presenter 1: We invited a lot of people, good and different, to our holiday.
Holiday something to us is not easy - And the best - the New Year.

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear

Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
We walked together for a long time through the ice, through the snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days went by, not knowing laziness, we did not go astray.
Either they sat on reindeer, or in a fixed-route taxi.
Santa Claus: Here you are - they weren’t late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now with a smile invite them to dance you,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example!

Music. Dance.

Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dances, dances, songs and poems! Show your skill! Come out to the circle for jokes! Couple welcome!

A man and a woman come out.

Host 1: So, the first couple on our evening. You will have to say sweet, sweet words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(A man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, a souvenir for the best couple.)
Host 2: Great! If only we could always talk to each other like that! Well, just like in the Mexican and Brazilian TV shows!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! In the meantime, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Got it all? Good. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, in turn, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other's songs:
1 - songs where there are female names,
2 - where there are male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about colors.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don't you want to warm up a little? I'm sure our women are waiting - can't wait to dance with you. Yes, and I think you've already laid eyes on someone.
Come on, choose yourself a worthy one from the most worthy. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall!
Everyone stood in a circle in pairs.
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. Yes, and partners of other men, too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give the roses to the unmarried women or, if there are none, to the coupled women, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! And you girls, for now, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break someone's couple, come up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple yourself.
Do not forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, do not forget about those who are sitting.

Music, dance.

Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Well, my friends, we all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called “Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna”. For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right. (The men went out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - "Khristoforovny", and on the right - "Nikanorovny". Stand in your teams at the back of each other's heads. I put a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
It is necessary, at my signal, to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run up, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off the headscarf, skirt, which the other player of your team immediately puts on.
And so on, until all your players have been in the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Started!

There is a game. Winners - prizes.

Presenter 2: Well, now we again invite everyone to the tables.

feast

Presenter 1: We drank, ate, you need to know the measure! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our presentation to everyone for joy and surprise! How many women among us, and what more! And among them we will now hold a ditty contest.
I invite 10 women here, 5 people per team. (Wishing to come out.)
Say the names of your teams. (They say.)
Wonderful! You will now take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Started! (Sing. If someone did not sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team .... She won. We give her a prize. .

Ditties can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.

Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is waiting for the dance! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody in pairs or a whole crowd on the go.
We all love dancing and songs in retro style. “Again, the last train ran away from me ...”
Presenter 1: But I would not be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There is a blue star in the sky in dark blue ... "Whoa! Indeed, what an unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or ... And we have one girl in the yard ... "Yes, there was one that I looked after and whispered:" Good!
Yes, and the girls were good, and the songs too. Here we are dancing under them now. Our guest group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these beautiful melodies!

Music, dancing.

Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!

A toast, a feast, advice on how and in what to celebrate this New Year. After a while, there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.

Guest: It's me - the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, leading, read, and I will sit a little, I will look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on letterhead):
1. Congratulations! Expect a raise in your salary. How many percent - has not yet decided, I have not yet gone to the Kremlin to Putin.
Minister... (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I conjure over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and sweets. Soon I will send everything to the kids. Put it on the passbook!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live rich! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, we will multiply success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4. Eat, people, more porridge - there will be faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! The people in... are too good!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we must drink, probably for all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin!

Feast.
At the end of the evening, you can again offer Grandfather Moroch and Snegurochka to leave for wishes to those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for the next year for all signs of the zodiac. At the table, you can find out who was born in which month, and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.

New Year: script for adults

Scenario of the New Year "New Year's adventures in the city of N-sk"

This story is made up from start to finish. Of course, it uses some genuine material, but the events, the setting and the characters are clearly fictitious. The coincidence of names and titles with the names and names of real people and places can only be accidental.

So 2007 ended. The whole country was getting ready to welcome the new year. No exception was a certain organization N, in the city of N - sk.

The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall, grabs the phone.

SEC: Hello! /freeze. This and other similar texts of the script are given with various effects: children's voice, bass, accelerated tempo, etc. /

*** Food for thought: Dashenka. Chief's new secretary. He understands all orders of the boss literally. Executive. Character unrestrained. Prone to sudden mood swings. He believes that "grandmothers" are the most important thing in life. ***

VOICE: Dasha, write down the chief's instructions. /The text sounds against the background of music, laughter, the clink of glasses/
1. Order Santa Claus.
2. Deal with the finances for the banquet.
3. Collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber
4. Invite your friends to a banquet.
5. Organize the music.
Dashenka, be smart, do everything today. If you have questions, the handbook is on the table. Yes, I almost forgot, in no case do not press the red button !!!
SEC: Okay! (Instead of the well-known advertisement "Always Coca-Cola", a specially recorded advertisement sounds - "Always Pinocchio". At the same time, the characters drink this drink from a large bottle /
So, the first thing is to order Santa Claus. (Takes a reference book) ... Firm "Yolochka" ... Firm "Squirrel" ... oh, firm "Klapushka"! (dials number) Hello! We would like to order Santa Claus. Write down the address: Prospekt Kultury, 1. Waiting!!!
(killer arrives)
KIL: Who are we going to work with? /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Vanka Vetrov, he is Peter Khryakov, he is Vasily Psov, he is a horse, he is a bull, he is both a woman and a man. Known by the nickname "The Tailor". Killer on call and by vocation. Some freelancer. He treats his work with precision. Likes to read the magazine "Burda". If he is disturbed, he can sew. Has an explosive nature. He loves animals and is good with the environment.***

SEC: What?
KIL: Who are we going to work with, I said?
SEC: Santa Claus.
KIL: Payment?
SEC: Here you go, VISA, MASTER CARD credit cards…
KIL: Cash only! (removes ring from SEC finger)
KIL: A weapon?
SEC: Why?
KIL: It's okay. (selection of weapons. The killer takes out a brick, a wooden machine gun, a pistol, etc.)
KIL: Photo? (compose an identikit of fragments of photographs of employees of the organization)
KEEL: The result is in the papers. (leaves)
(advertising)
SEK: So, I ordered Santa Claus. What's next...: deal with the finances for the banquet. Finances… (looks at the directory)… money… grandmas… grandmas… ah-ah-ah, grandmas! (dials phone number) Financial department? Grannies are urgently needed!
(grandmothers come)
SEK: Grandmas, are you ready for the banquet?
BAB: (chorus) Always ready!!! /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Babki. Trusted persons of the chief. It is easy to enter into the trust of anyone. Having gained confidence, they ask for "grandmothers". Not who they say they are. It is said that they are long gone. Not true. They are still singing. The character is cheerful, perky, noisy. Unmarried. ***

(grandmothers sing ditties about the employees of the organization)
(advertising)
SEK: Next ...: collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber. Culture? ... Ah, the Department of Culture! (dials a number) I need information about the New Year's cucumber. Could you give them to me? Right now?
(Girl dressed as a Hare runs into the hall)
Girl: So, the department of culture. New Year's cucumbers are over, only table cucumbers remain. Will you take? /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Lenochka. Junior non-scientific employee of the Department of Culture. Kind, responsive. Morally secured, financially unstable. Not married, but does not lose his sense of humor.***

LENA: I ask, will you take it?
SEC: Come on.
LENA: When I raise my right hand - everyone shout "cucumber". When I raise my left hand - everyone shout "100 grams." When I touch my nose - everyone shout "Let's go" Conducts the game, ending it with multiple "100 grams". The audience is ready, you can take it away. With you 1000 rubles. You can transfer, but better in cash, to the accounting department of the culture department. I ran my tree.
(leaves)
(advertising)
SEK: Next... invite your friends to a banquet... Whose? mine? Or…
(Girlfriends, vocal group run into the hall)
POD: Have you called your friends?
SEC: Whose are you?
POD: General!
SEK: Ahh, from the general department!
***Information for reflection. Girlfriends. Local bohemian. Regulars of clubs and local parties When they ask - they sing, when not - they dance
The rest of the time they violate public peace. If there is nowhere to go, they become personal. Applause is received by all together, the salary separately. They have a personal guard who is always on duty. His motto is "Don't shoot the button accordion player"***
SEC: How do you provide fun?
POD: Songs! (Cheerful song based on local texture)
(advertising)
SEK: So, next…organize the music. Ah, the music! (dials a number)
Hello, can I hear music? Thank you.

*** Information for reflection: Gennady Muzyka. Chief's personal musician. Everyone dances to his tune. If necessary, he can play along and sing along to the boss. Always works from a sheet. The character is soft on all sides. Claims that without a glass there is no vocal.***

(song from the repertoire of the group "Prime Minister" with a modified text:
I HAVE EYES...
If I look in the mirror
I feel like a douche
They say that I'm boastful and ugly - so be it
I looked at myself
And loving your face
He noted to himself:
Ah-ah-ah
I have eyes -
- two three-carat diamonds,
My curls -
- all the girls love to stroke,
My lips are
- for girls, the gates of paradise,
My music -
- it's all so fluffy..
Under my clothes
Sea of ​​hot fire
I tell you without deceit, more agility than a horse
I took off my shirt and pants
Muscles became visible
He noted to himself:
A-ah-ah..
Chorus
Let me be red, so what
Still good looking
They say you can't tell the color of your hair on a dark night
I looked again:
I'm sexy and bold
He noted to himself:
A-ah-ah..
Chorus:
(advertising)
SEC: Well, like everything. Why can't you press the red button? (presses, a siren sounds, a Fireman runs in - a pop singer in a firefighter costume)
COP: Don't panic! Everyone stay where you are!

*** Information for reflection: Chairman of the amateur fire brigade. Dancing gait, singing voice, hair is still there. He likes when they return debts in especially large amounts. He has his own opinion, but wants to get rid of it. Meeting with men - hello. At the risk of his life, he supports the fire in the centers of culture. ***

COP: Citizens, listen to a lecture on fire safety.
(song "I fell in love with a tanker" with changed lyrics)

New Year's special holiday
It is doubly dangerous
That drinks are different everywhere
Like shells in a war
Be very careful
Turn off the light when you leave
Visit if you can
before leaving the toilet

Chorus:
A fire burns in the soul of our women
Fire burns in the heart of men
To reduce fires at night
Don't approach ladies for no reason

If a young person
Lit up, so be it
According to special instructions
Ladies you can stew
Don't go alone
Gotta go in pairs
And bring a fire extinguisher
must wear

Do not kick equipment
Don't shoot the musician
And cultural workers
No need to offend
Don't dance without practice
Don't drink lemonade
And bosses without insurance
Do not let the microphone!

*** Information for reflection: Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Permanent partners of the chief. Here - on a business trip. Founders of the charitable foundation "Icicle". Responsible for the distribution of humanitarian aid in the winter. Listed in the Guinness Book of Records as centenarians. Nordic character, origin unknown. They work under the pseudonyms "Grandfather" and "Granddaughter". Cold to the touch, when heated, they turn into a liquid phase. They love ice cream and children.***

SEC: Ghost!!! (faints, the Snow Maiden brings her to life)
addresses the head of the organization /, it’s not my fault, he came himself. I ordered it and...
DM: So this kind person, who is ordered by Santa Clauses, to arrange a holiday for people. Well, then, you have the floor, ………………..
SNOW: And now it's our turn, grandfather, to wish everyone a Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to you today
Congratulations Santa Claus
To New Year's holiday
A lot of joy….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that the past year is with you
Trouble took away
To decide on my own
The most tricky……
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that fate loves you
Not in jest, but seriously
So that health is stronger
And love was…….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: Grandpa, your sclerosis worries me. Have you by any chance forgotten about the contests?
DM: Of course not! (The results of pre-announced competitions for New Year's wall newspapers and congratulations are summed up)
SNOW: Friends, you did not come in vain
He will knock on us here
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's friends and girlfriends
Let's drink champagne to the bottom!
DM: Champagne in the studio! (The girl brings in a tray covered with a napkin, takes off the napkin, and there is a bottle of Pinocchio drink, an advertisement sounds at the same time) Nothing, this is fixable. (Pulls out champagne from his bag)
SNOW: Let them accompany you everywhere
you fair winds
Let love keep you warm
Be happy - cheers! / "Hurrah" pick up all /
Let not with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
Anyway, we're glad to meet you
Be happy - cheers!
Let time run, rejoicing
For now the time has come
Games, dances, kisses.
Be happy - cheers!
We want you to have fun
Until the very morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - cheers!
/ The song "New Year's toys" sounds in Spanish. soloists, in the loss, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden say goodbye and leave /

Any holiday requires that it be planned in advance. Planning is the key to success in every business we do, and this stage of the organization of the celebration should always be given special attention. After all, if you let everything take its course, then no one knows what will come of it in the end. But if the holiday takes place according to a pre-planned plan, then you, at least, will be able to somehow control its conduct and keep it within the established limits.

I must say that a good scenario for the New Year 2017 for adults, as a rule, is not particularly difficult. An adult does not need so much from a celebration. Delicious food, good company, having drinks at the table and fun contests are all that is needed for happiness. You can, of course, add other details to, but this is not at all necessary.

You can familiarize yourself with or use ready-made options for holiday scenarios with us. Vlio has collected quite a lot of really high-quality works that may well interest you. Browse this collection and benefit from it!

Characters

1st presenter
2nd host
Father Frost
Snow Maiden

Cheerful music sounds, the audience takes their places at the tables if the performance will go to a cafe. But here the phonogram of the song about winter, the celebration of the New Year (any) is turned on. After her, the presenter and presenter come out in Gzhel or Khokhloma stylized costumes.

1st leader.

Oh, you gentlemen,
Please welcome here!
Come into the elegant hall,
Look at the fun!

2nd leader.

We all want to have fun
And don't be lazy to laugh
It's fun to celebrate the holiday
Don't be bored for a second!

1st leader.

Under the New Year's holiday
We issued a decree
Therefore, we ask
Come to our holiday!

2nd leader.

To have fun from the heart
Remember the charter of our page!
(Read out.)

1st leader.

Our first paragraph says,
That the carnival is already open!

2nd leader.

Paragraph two - it is announced to everyone,
That sadness is not allowed here!

1st leader.

Paragraph three forbids
Swear, get angry and mope,
Look sad and dare!

2nd leader.

Paragraph four obliges everyone
Sing and joke, dance and laugh,
Do not part with fun all evening!

1st leader.

New Year's Eve
And everyone knows this
It's a lot of fun
It gets interesting!
Like children, everyone wants
And sing and dance
And in different games, contests
Accept participation.

2nd leader.

Who will be the most active today,
He will receive a New Year's prize.
Fanfare sounds.

1st leader.

Dear our guests,
It's time for fun!
Hello, long-awaited holiday!
Hello, hello New Year!
A ballroom dance is being performed.

2nd leader (after the dance).

We have many holidays in Russia,
New Year's is the best
Whomever you ask.

1st leader.

family holiday
Everyone calls him
At the elegant Christmas tree
Meet the whole family!

2nd leader.

Let me ask you, gentlemen, a question:
What is the name of the coming year?
(Year of the Rooster 2017)

1st leader.

That's right, you guessed it -
The Year of the Rooster is coming.
Now you can spend a few from the site.

2nd leader.

Friends, for all we have
Very good New Year's news.
Just mail dog
He brought us a telegram.

1st presenter (reads out).

"Wait for a visit. We're flying,
We want to congratulate everyone
To be with you again
Celebrate this holiday.

2nd leader.

And at the end two more lines:
"Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, period."

1st leader.

In the meantime, their plane is on the road, on the way,
The main meeting is ahead of us!

2nd leader.

Concert numbers
We will give you now.
And our artists will perform them,
Just class!
Performed 2 concert numbers. The leaders leave at this time. Then they return in the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

Father Frost.

We flew here.
Good evening gentlemen!

Snow Maiden.

Good evening friends!
I'm glad to meet you!

Father Frost.

One day the day and the hour come -
Everyone is waiting with hope for their arrival -
And the miracle happens again.
And it's a miracle - the New Year!

Snow Maiden.

And with him we come to people
In the sparkle of jokes and tricks,
And on this day we will be guests
All of you: both adults and children.
Dear uncles, dear aunts,
Welcome us!
What are you waiting for?

Father Frost.

Let's get acquainted, I'm glad to see you!
They just call me
I am Santa Claus!

Snow Maiden.

If acquaintance is more important (to Santa Claus.)
Get the snow soon.
(Turns to the audience.)
We'll throw it at you.
And you name to name!
The game "Introduction" is being played.

Father Frost.

Nice, nice frolic,
Like children, have fun!

Snow Maiden.

Dear Santa Claus,
I have a question for you.
The tree is sad
For some reason it doesn't light up.

Father Frost.

We will fix this problem
Let's make all the fires burn.
Christmas tree, Christmas tree, don't be lazy
Light up for us!

Santa Claus strikes with a staff. The lights on the tree are lit. The general light goes out.

Father Frost.

Let's remember the previous years -
I was a grandfather anywhere:
He sang songs, knew how to dance,
In general, he did what he wanted.
Maybe remember the old days -
Let's sing one song.

Snow Maiden.

You will sing the first verse like children.
The second is in the language of animals and birds of the planet.
He points to the tables, gives the task to sing alone, like dogs - woof-woof; like goats - me-me; crows - kar-kar; cats - meow-meow, etc.

Snow Maiden.

"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree" -
That's what the song is called.
And this glorious song
Our holiday continues.
The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed.

Father Frost.

It's good for us near the Christmas tree
Happy holiday to meet.
It's good for us near the Christmas tree
Songs to sing and dance.

Snow Maiden.

So that we don't get bored
I invite everyone to dance!
Dance break.

Snow Maiden (sings or recitative).

Once a year, once a year
New Year's holiday.
And we will meet him
Fun today.
You came to the holiday
Have some fun.
Let smiles bloom
All over your faces.

Santa Claus (sings).

new year, new year
We meet together
About him and about him
We sing songs here.
May they not be new
We have known each other since childhood.
We sing them from the heart
From the heart.

Snow Maiden.

The tree is shining for us
In the hall of lights
Round dance her
We'll do it ourselves.

Father Frost.

We've been for many years
We are dads and moms.

Together.

But for us the New Year -
The holiday is the best!

Snow Maiden.

Song Contest
Now we are announcing.
Who has more songs of you
Do you know about winter?
The competition "Sing, friends" is being held: to perform or, in extreme cases, name songs where there would be words about winter, New Year, frost, etc.

Father Frost.

The competition is as follows:
This is a dance competition.
We won't hurt anyone
But we want, friends, to say
Sitting on an ordinary chair
You need to dance something.
The melodies of tango, gypsies, letka-enki, etc. sound alternately. The best performer receives a prize.

Snow Maiden.

And now from the chairs
I ask everyone to stand up
And for real
Let's Dance!
Dance break. 2-3 more competitions or games are held at the choice of the organizers of the holiday.

Snow Maiden.

May this magical night
To the sound of crystal wine glasses
All adversity will go away
You will not have sad days.
You will laugh out loud
You will joke a lot
And surprise yourself
And make close friends laugh.

Father Frost.

Merry as this evening
May the coming year be
All the things you ever wanted
Let him bring it to you urgently.
Let good luck accompany you
And health will be strong
Any problem will be solved
May your life be easy!

Snow Maiden.

!
On this day we wish you:
Happiness, joy, success,
Strong friendship, a lot of laughter!

Father Frost.

Let any desire
Even the most crazy
Everything that comes to mind
Everything will fulfill the New Year!

Snow Maiden.

We part with you
The time has come.
dance, have fun
At least until morning!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden say goodbye, leave the hall. The disco begins. After 4-5 dance compositions, the presenters come out. They can pause between dances, play 1-2 games, choose the King and Queen of the ball, Miss Winter, etc.

1st leader.

The old year is ending.
Good, good year.
We won't be sad
After all, the New one is coming to us.
We will greet him with singing
For hundreds of voices
And we are looking forward to
Cheerful clock strike.
The chiming clock sounds.

Then the melody of the song "Five Minutes" from the movie "Carnival Night" sounds.

2nd leader.

When a young year enters the house,
And the old one goes away
Hide the fragile snowflake in the palm of your hand,
Make a wish.
Look with hope into the night blue
Squeeze your hand tightly
And everything you dreamed about
Ask, guess and wish!

1st leader.

When the young year comes
And the old one goes away
Any dream is given to come true.
Such is this night!
Everything will calm down and freeze around
In anticipation of new days
And the snowflake will suddenly turn around
Firebird in your hand.
Waltz sounds. Artists and guests dance.

2nd presenter (against the background of music).

The last leaf is torn off
The calendar has been removed from the wall.
Waiting for a long time congratulations
January behind the door

1st leader.

In the bright lights of the carnival
His hour is coming.
The sound of crystal glasses
A celebration is entering our house!

2nd leader. May good luck visit you!

1st leader. Let the inspiration come!

2nd leader. Let your life become brighter

Together. In the new year that has begun!

1st leader. There are no more beautiful words in the world:

Together. Happy New Year! With new happiness!

The song "We wish you happiness!"

Corporate events have long turned from a fun event into a boring coercion. Often the authorities instruct someone to organize everything at the last moment. New Year's skits for adults, all the more interesting, are quite difficult to come up with on your own.

Take advantage of ready-made scenarios, complementing them with a flavor that is unique to your team.

Don't do as we do

On New Year's holiday, adults can feel like little naughty children and laugh at their shortcomings. We offer to make a psychological unloading and ridicule the unseemly actions of colleagues, so that they do not repeat them.

The two facilitators act out the dialogue:

1: Dear friends, now I will tell you how to properly celebrate the New Year.

2: Why isn't it me?

1: You don't know how to celebrate perfectly!

2: Oh! And this is said by the one who puts the same boxes under the tree every year! Also empty! As if everyone loves him so much and gave him so much!

1: And you always bring a box of stale "Bird's Milk" as a gift to the chief's secretary!

2: And every December 31 you stick around at work until the last and then you go to visit, so that you don’t cook anything at home!

1: And you eat olive oil at the table all night, and dance while sitting under the "New Year's light"!

2: And you never bought fireworks! You just stare out the window at strangers all night!

1: And you howl the national anthem under karaoke! I couldn't learn the words!

2: And on all holidays you send other people's SMS to all your friends, and then you get them back with your signature!

1: And you make legendary plans every time to spend the night in Morocco, and then you're snoring in a salad before midnight!

2: And you burn papers to the chiming clock and then chew the ashes with moonshine instead of champagne and believe that your grandmother will finally quit and leave you a palace on the Cote d'Azur as a legacy!

1: And for a whole year you steal stupid pens with the logo of our own company from everyone and then give them to your colleagues at work!

2: And you live at a party from the new year to Christmas! Until the owners run out of food in the refrigerator!

1: And you watch “Home Alone” forty times in a row all New Year's weekend!

2: And every year you snatch out champagne and, with a cry of “I’ll show you a class now,” fill the entire table, and hit your mother-in-law with a cork in the eye!

1: Okay, we're both good...

2: Therefore, beloved friends, so that New Year's Eve goes well for you ...

Together: Never do as we do!

Impromptu about the Christmas tree

A wonderful version of the scene is the staging of the children's fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs" in an adult way.

We offer another scene for adults who want to play the fool and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company was already "warm" enough. The bottom line is to beat the “Christmas Tree Song” in roles and be as funny as possible. The most artistic and funny will receive a prize - sweets.

From among the participants of the corporate party, you need to choose the 9 most cheerful. In advance, you need to print the text of the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest ..." in 10 copies.

• herringbone;
• blizzard;
• freezing;
• coward-bunny;
• angry wolf;
• Mokhnonogaya horse;
• peasant;
• firewood;
• leading.

It is desirable to determine the roles by drawing lots, so that no one is offended. The task will be to play the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero.
Under the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.

Old Year VS New

To organize a New Year's scene, 6 people are needed, a sign with the inscription "2018" and a sign with the inscription "2019", 2 D.M. costumes, one of them must be noticeably shabby.

• 2018 - The old year in the costume of a shabby D.M. with nameplate;
• 2019 - in a new Grandfather costume and with a sign;
• leading;
• employee 1 - C1;
• employee 2 - C2;
• employee 3 - C3.

Leading: On New Year's holiday, when one year follows another, it is customary to remember the Old and celebrate the New. And if you had the opportunity to choose, who would you leave?

Art. g. "looks reproachfully at the employees": That's how you thanked me! And we were so good together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!

S1: And what good did you do to us? Did you love us at all? Every day food became more expensive, things were lost, girls refused and nothing worked at all!

S2: You promised the fulfillment of desires, but what happened?

Art. g.: And why did you think that the dollar is 8 rubles each? Am I the National Bank?

S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn paper and spoil champagne with ashes?

Art. G: And why did you decide that what was written should be performed? Then can I start to execute the inscriptions from the entrance? There are very good desires come across.

S1: There is no need to leave the topic, it is better to leave altogether.

Art. G: Yes, it's not a question, since you want it so badly. Yes, but with whom will you stay, if not with me? WITH THIS? At least you all already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in a bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not rise in price any more, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, the retirement age will not last until 80, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts !

S2: Well, that the national team will not win with him, and the president will not change us with him either, and this one can guarantee “pointing the finger at NG”.

How would you like to celebrate this New Year?

YesNot

Art. G: Well, I don’t understand what he bribed you with? Do you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver whether it suits her? Here you are, remember “referring to C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took an apartment in a mortgage. Three-room by the way! So that your mother-in-law could move in with you!

S2: Thank you, dear! Until the grave, I will definitely not forget you!

Art. g.: But with you, “turning to C3”, didn’t anything positive happen at all? You went to China!

C3: I've gone! They fed me mouse tails, then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!

Art. G: Oh yes! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was for you! And only by photographs you will be able to remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it went bad, it didn’t work out, it didn’t ... Why do I need all this ?!

Employees approach the Old Year, hug him.

S1: Don't be offended, you were really wonderful "they start to remember what was important in the company, what important events the employees had."

S2: We didn't mean to offend you.

Art. G: Thank you, my dear! Farewell, I will leave you, and you live with him "points to N. g." It should somehow differ from year to year "slowly and sadly leaves."

NG: Of course you should! And let's start with utility tariffs! “Handing out receipts to employees.”

S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?

Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you all! We've changed our minds!"

Semi-flower

For improvised scenes, it is better to invite artistic and expressive people, this is the success of the event.

For a short funny scene, you need to prepare a flower with many petals, on which the most daring, absurd, but funny predictions are written.

For example:

• I'll dye my hair purple;
• I will get divorced and leave to hipp;
• I will buy myself a pony;
• I will find a treasure, etc.

Each participant of the corporate party blindly pulls out a petal with a prediction and fantasizes how what is written can come true.

A dramatized and costumed story about Grandfather and the Snow Maiden

In a small miniature, it is desirable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.

Actors and props:

• Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
• Santa Claus - hat and beard;
• Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
• Akyn - skullcap and tambourine.

The host reads the text, the actors need to invent and pronounce a line at the right moment after his pause, in addition to perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support members.

Q: It's frosty and cold outside, so for starters, let's organize a spring mood for ourselves. Who knows how to whistle - let him whistle, the rest loudly knock with forks on glasses and glasses.

"Summer. Heat.

D. Frost drags along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.

Behind, holding on to Grandfather and Nov, that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden barely trudges.

Towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic presents, grandfather Mustafa walked, he hurried to Navruz.

Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...

A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began a soulful song about everything he saw around.

He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing her beauty.

D. Mustafa cried, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang ... "come up with a phrase"

D. Frost fell to the ground, stretched himself and pulled D. Mustafa's beard with all his might, flicked his nose and said with unbearable bitterness in his voice "..."

Granddaughter-Snow Maiden flopped down on Grandfather Frost's knees and sarcastically said "..."

Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.

D. Frost bravely tried to get up.

He didn't succeed.

D. Frost finally proudly stood up and said "..."

D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted "..."

D. Frost looked around, determined where the north lay, and waved his hand with complete confidence, declaring "..."

Then he went to the left and "..."

The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased D. Moroz.

Mustafa was not particularly surprised, scratched his head thoughtfully and said "..."

Akyn planned to sing a new song, but we will not let him, otherwise we will have to listen to this lawlessness until the morning.

End! And look for morality yourself!

Roles are best printed on leaflets. Distribute the roles by pulling out of the hat, or let the host himself appoint.

Corporate script for lazy organizers

• cleaning woman;
• Father Frost;
• Snow Maiden;
• leading.

Props:

• bag with small gifts;
• pieces of paper;
• a snowflake with many corners - a task number is indicated under each corner;
• hat.

Scene 1

Host-V: Greetings, my dears!

A little more and the New Year will come - a holiday when miracles happen and all dreams and wishes come true!

And for starters, I have to fulfill a few wishes that could not be fulfilled on time, and all because of our mail - the gifts were not presented on time. Now we will correct this awkward situation.

He holds out his hand into a small bag of gifts.

Approaches the leader.

Q: It was you, boy, who asked Santa Claus for a car as a child?

Leader: Yes!

Presenter: Here is your present "holding out a toy car."

The host goes to the rest of the little guests and gives them presents too!

Host: This is how children's dreams come true! Let's drink to that!

Scene 2

Q: Not everyone is probably aware, but Santa Claus has a wife! And her name is Winter! She has prepared tasks for you!

Take out a snowflake with tasks:

• on the 1st corner - a poem about NG;
• on the 2nd corner - dance with a colleague;
• on the 3rd corner - a riddle about the holiday, etc.

Scene 3

A cleaning lady follows the leader, waving a mop and scolding him.

UB: Just look! How well settled! Should I clean up after him? Confetti, garlands are scattered everywhere, and then I have to clean up around the clock!